2011-03-04 - Oooh, hot air balloons...
2011-03-03 - clop clop clop
2011-02-27 - No butts in this one
2011-02-22 - bbzzzzzttt all up in my eyeballs
2010-05-14 - dear diary, lemme tell you about my colon.
2010-04-08 - Read this entry while eating custard!
2010-04-06 - Calculus, more like GAAAYculus.
2010-03-23 - WHEN I BLINK I CAN FEEL IT
2010-03-20 - oh god how this get here i no good with diary
2009-09-04 - WHAT YOU GONNA DO IS WHAT YOU WANNA DO.
2009-07-18 - Even my organs hate me >:|
2009-05-26 - BEEP BOOP SCIENCE.
2009-05-18 - OH GOD.
2009-05-17 - :3
2009-04-12 - Someday will be a nice day but not today.
2009-04-06 - In which Anya is grossed out.
2009-03-08 - Jon can give you cancer and then turn into a caaaar.
2009-03-06 - THUPER MATHIVE BLACK HOLETH YOU GUUUYTHHH!
2009-03-06 - CRYING FOREVER.
2009-02-24 - I make a wiiiish on a shooting staaar.
2009-02-23 - Toot toot, here comes the angst train again.
2009-02-22 - A SUPERNOVA OF RAPE!
2009-02-22 - I'll wake up four years later and cut some bitches up.
2009-02-16 - Use the chainsaw!
2009-02-15 - Like a flower in the basement.
2009-02-11 - FAGGOTS 101.
2009-02-11 - Heroin. In my eyeballs.
2009-02-09 - I wonder.
2009-02-07 - This marks the beginning of a new era.

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